Bertie Wooster and the Case of the Flaming Waistcoat — A Day for Daring Declarations and Subtle Maneuvers
The morning at Brinkley Court dawned with a distinct sense that something was afoot—possibly involving Aunt Dahlia’s new chef or Gussie Fink-Nottle’s latest amphibian escapade. The air crackled with creative vim, as if Jeeves himself had spiked the orange juice with a dash of Leo moonlight. One felt an urge to don one’s brightest waistcoat and address the world, but also to keep an eye out for sudden emotional eruptions behind every potted azalea.
Astrological Highlights
Moon in Leo squares Mars in Scorpio by late breakfast; passions flare over toast and marmalade, making for impromptu speeches or dramatic gestures.
Mercury conjoins Mars in Scorpio through luncheon; conversations take on a steely edge, requiring tact lest one inadvertently insult Aunt Agatha or propose elopement to the gardener.
Sun squares Jupiter in Cancer as twilight falls; optimism runs high, but beware biting off more than you can chew—especially if it involves organizing cricket matches or poetry readings.
Daily Advice
Good for: 🎩 Bold self-expression, inventive problem-solving, charming your way out of tight spots.
Bad for: 🥚 Rash decisions, heated arguments at tea-time, promising things you cannot deliver (such as teaching newts Latin).
*"It is never difficult to distinguish between a Scotsman with a grievance and a ray of sunshine."*
— P.G. Wodehouse
Wodehouse sparkled through English drawing rooms with wit so light it could float on afternoon tea—his tales forever remind us that even chaos may be tamed by laughter and impeccable tailoring.
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